The Top Ten Most Important Questions Raised by Seussical the Musical
1. Child Abandonment: How lazy must one be to go on vacation and leave their child with someone the whole universe thinks is insane?
2. War: Is butter really worth the battle?
3. Interspecies Relationships: While we know the baby elephant-bird will be able to go to college on a full minority scholarship, how will he ever know which species to select on the entrance application?
4. Lap Sitting: How many laps can David sit on before audience members have to start tipping him?
5. Environmental Responsibility: What have you done to save a Truffula Tree today?
6. Moral Theology: Can Heaven and Solla Sollew peacefully coexist?
7. Tail Enhancement: How long is too long?
8. High Concept Theatre: Does Bonnie have a vision with the all-white set, or did Ed forget to paint it?
9. Short shorts: How short can a short short be before it becomes a panty?
10. Insanity: If the only two people who believe in you are a bird in a romper and an 11-year-old dressed like the Muffin Man, should you seek professional help?
Seussical the Musical: Raising important questions through November 18 at Theatre LJCC.